{"id":2336,"date":"2018-06-28T05:09:03","date_gmt":"2018-06-28T05:09:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/?p=2336"},"modified":"2018-06-28T13:24:34","modified_gmt":"2018-06-28T13:24:34","slug":"picking-green-boogers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/picking-green-boogers\/","title":{"rendered":"Picking Green Boogers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No, that does not mean that I have already been inhaling Oklahoma&#8217;s new mary-ju-wanna laws. \u00a0It simply means that I was doing some painting with some John Deere green paint and I need to get a better face mask. \u00a0That and I probably shouldn&#8217;t have rubbed mineral spirits in my nose to get rid of the green paint on my nasal hair. \u00a0I hate painting.<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of green, I had a heckuva stand of a cover crop mix back on June 10. \u00a0The cowpeas looked great, brassicas were making a showing, grasses were coming through. \u00a0Then it got really hot and DAMN windy. \u00a0That left some of the peas and the hay grazer. \u00a0Then the hail shredded it. \u00a0But, there is soil moisture, it might still make some hay.<\/p>\n<p>I am guilty. \u00a0I could not pass up the chance while voting on Tuesday morning. \u00a0I knew who I was voting for on the local races. \u00a0But, for real offices like state superintendent, I may not have put much thought into it. \u00a0So, when I got to the polling place and read the ballot&#8211;yeah, I laughed out loud (which was not the appropriate thing to do while voting in front of those three bluish\/silver haired ladies). \u00a0But, I could not pass up the chance to vote for Will Farrell. \u00a0Yes, I know it isn&#8217;t that Will Ferrell, but dang dude, how often do you get to laugh while voting. \u00a0Normally, we are just crying and hoping. \u00a0I have since noticed that over 94,000 other okies also voted for the cool name.<\/p>\n<p>I have never smoked any weed nor taken any drugs, but I really don&#8217;t care if marijuana is legal or not in OK. \u00a0However, I voted no as I did not like how the bill was written. \u00a0But, in the end, it just didn&#8217;t matter as there were tens of thousands of people that voted FOR this weed bill but did not vote for governor. \u00a0Do you reckon some of those were picking green boogers?<\/p>\n<p>Peace out and I really just want to go to a Crue concert, then get an off-duty cabbie to drive us around Bricktown and eat about 14 McD cheeseburgers\u2026.or hand them out to the locals. \u00a0&#8220;Dude, you obviously ain&#8217;t no pimp but those are some lovelies that you got with ya. \u00a0Thanks for the cheeseburgers, brother.&#8221; \u00a0I really don&#8217;t know much about this story. \u00a0Just ask Brandon the Bruce.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No, that does not mean that I have already been inhaling Oklahoma&#8217;s new mary-ju-wanna laws. \u00a0It simply means that I was doing some painting with some John Deere green paint and I need to get a better face mask. \u00a0That and I probably shouldn&#8217;t have rubbed mineral spirits in my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2336"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2336"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2336\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2339,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2336\/revisions\/2339"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2336"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2336"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2336"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}