{"id":2256,"date":"2018-05-16T02:35:05","date_gmt":"2018-05-16T02:35:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/?p=2256"},"modified":"2018-05-16T02:43:47","modified_gmt":"2018-05-16T02:43:47","slug":"random-random-random-stuff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/random-random-random-stuff\/","title":{"rendered":"Random, random, random stuff"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The ending credits of the Deadpool movie are kind of different and fun to watch. \u00a0Wildly inappropriate but fun. \u00a0Of course, that entire movie is inappropriate and fun to watch.<\/p>\n<p>It really burns my butt that a 2nd time doe can&#8217;t have kids on her own. \u00a0She had triples the first time (2 large ones and a wittle bitty one). \u00a0But no, this time around, one of them gets its head backward and plugs up the whole system. \u00a0I hate dealing with does.<\/p>\n<p>I went in to Academy today. \u00a0I needed a volleyball and a volleyball net. \u00a0I quickly found the volleyballs. \u00a0And the soccer balls and basketballs. \u00a0But no volleyball net. \u00a0The basketball nets &amp; goals as well as the soccer balls &amp; goals were right there on the same aisle with the soccer balls, basketballs and volleyballs. \u00a0But no volleyball net. \u00a0I was going to just leave the store. \u00a0But I decided to ask a somewhat live body at the front desk. \u00a0He knew that there was volleyball nets somewhere, but not sure where.<\/p>\n<p>Then the manager came by. \u00a0He led me right to the aisle with the volleyball nets. \u00a0At the opposite part of the store. \u00a0On the aisle with horseshoes, croquet and yes, volleyball nets. \u00a0But no volleyballs.<\/p>\n<p>I would understand IF all of the volleyball stuff was on the lawn toys aisle. \u00a0OR if all of the volleyball stuff was on the ball aisle. \u00a0BUT\u2026..<\/p>\n<p>It keeps teasing us with a bit of rain. \u00a0West of us about 25 miles got a pile of rain. \u00a0But not here. \u00a0However, we got an ass-load of wind. \u00a0I mean a bunch of wind. \u00a0In fact, Sunday morning, we lost 1\/2 of the roof of the old big red barn. \u00a0I&#8217;m going to have to find somebody to replace that because I ain&#8217;t crawling up on that tall, steep son-of-a-gun.<\/p>\n<p>Between a new fridge, a new tankless hot water heater and now a barn roof, I am getting sick of spending money on repairs.<\/p>\n<p>Does Atwoods even make an effort to stock anything of decent quality anymore?<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday, the PlasmaCam at school crapped the bed. \u00a0It wouldn&#8217;t work. \u00a0I hate calling PlasmaCam customer support as they have no people skills at all. \u00a0I also don&#8217;t think that they like it when I call them either. \u00a0Their owner&#8217;s manual might as well be written in Chinese as hard as it is to read. \u00a0But, call I did.<\/p>\n<p>I had already checked every wire, restarted the system, everything that I could think of. \u00a0Guess what? \u00a0My software is out-of-date so they can&#8217;t answer questions. \u00a0The jackwads can&#8217;t, actually WON&#8217;T even answer if the new software will fix the problem. \u00a0&#8220;Sir, your software is not updated, we won&#8217;t provide customer support.&#8221; \u00a0So, that guy took an ass-chewing because I know of several others that have had the same or similar problem(s). \u00a0All he had to do was tell me that by spending $1,995 on a software update that my problem would be fixed. \u00a0But NOOOO!<\/p>\n<p>So, I asked what the new software will do to improve the machine if I bought it? \u00a0He proceeded to tell me how great the new software update is. \u00a0So, I told him that I recently&#8211;accidentally installed the software update on my iPhone and that I have a lot more faith in the Apple Company than I do the people at PlasmaCam. \u00a0And that software update sucks! \u00a0 There is stuff on my phone that I do NOT want, need or know how to run. \u00a0He actually laughed and understood.<\/p>\n<p>But now, I have a ran a PlasmaCam with the new software. \u00a0So, tomorrow we will spend $1,995 on new software. \u00a0And if it doesn&#8217;t fix the problem\u2026\u2026I don&#8217;t think that they will like dealing with me.<\/p>\n<p>I stopped at Freddy&#8217;s and get a cheeseburger with fries and that jalape\u00f1o dipping sauce. \u00a0I felt brave so I also got myself a strawberry and banana custard shake. \u00a0It was good. \u00a0But the impressive thing was the straw. \u00a0 \u00a0 This straw had a big circumference. \u00a0It wasn&#8217;t your typical drink straw. \u00a0This thing had some capacity and could move chunks of strawberry and banana through it. \u00a0Well done Freddys!<\/p>\n<p>We aren&#8217;t done kidding. \u00a0But, I am trying to decide if we are going to breed for December kids. \u00a0I don&#8217;t want any Dec. kids but I feel like we should have some. \u00a0I don&#8217;t know. \u00a0Dealing with does make my head hurt.<\/p>\n<p>I think that I will get up and take a blown hydraulic hose off of a disk. \u00a0Deal with does or farming? 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