16 per layer<\/p>\n
10 high<\/p>\n
160 cases<\/p>\n
12ct\/ 9 oz pkgs<\/p>\n
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If you know what those numbers mean then you either sell a butt-load of Girl Scout cookies or, like myself, you are looking at a case of Samoas. \u00a0Or possibly some other high quality cookie that have been made famous by that organization.<\/p>\n
Speaking of Samoas, and their dang neart identical twin sisters, Coconut Dreams; these dang things have me in a bind. \u00a0As in a bind getting my fat ass tucked into a pair of jeans. \u00a0The fact that I am just now motivating decent now after two months of scooting around, combined with Samoas and Coconut Dreams, has left me in a not-quite-healthy state. \u00a0Don’t tell me to do sit-ups or push ups. \u00a0You can’t with an effed up hoof. \u00a0Try it.<\/p>\n
As a result, I have came to the conclusion that 3 samosa per day per 195# will add cover to the ribs, add dimension to the ass, hips and pin bones while leaving a top that handles fresh. \u00a0I am now almost fat enough to be in the hunt at a major wether show. \u00a0Now, if I was a true additive\/snake oil salesman, I would say feed at the rate of 6-8 cookies per day per 85# when combined with a source of clean fresh water, full hay and a well regulated exercise program. \u00a0Feed to any and all species including and not excluding any animal that may or may not presently be considered a show animal that may or may not already be fat enough. \u00a0If in doubt, give them another. \u00a0Which, I have prescribed myself to that last line. \u00a0If there is a good cookie available, one more ain’t going to hurt.<\/p>\n
One of my favorite memories of the house that I now live in does involve a cookie jar. \u00a0Grandpa Duke ALWAYS had a cookie jar. \u00a0My favorite one was a ceramic COOKIE MONSTER cookie jar. \u00a0Grandma Rosetta made ceramics. \u00a0So this was literally a home-made cookie jar, made by grandma for grandpa that was no shit, an actual ceramic Sesame Street character that we all know and love called Cookie Monster. \u00a0And the best or worst part was reaching in to get a cookie. \u00a0You NEVER knew what kind of cookie was in there. \u00a0Chips Ahoy–yeah. \u00a0Nutter Butter—even better. \u00a0Oreo–can’t go wrong. \u00a0Knock off oreo deal that tastes like asphalt–ooh. \u00a0The skinny pink sugar wafer bars–alright. \u00a0The kind of weird vanilla flavored sugar wafer bars–not so good. \u00a0The peanut butter square deals that just ain’t right but kind of good. \u00a0Even those cheap vanilla, lemon or chocolate sandwich cremes that aren’t an Oreo but are pretty dang good. \u00a0Looking back, I now realize that Grandma just played games when buying cookies. \u00a0And, Grandpa Duke didn’t give a rat’s behind as long as there were cookies in that jar.<\/p>\n
OK teacher walkout. \u00a0Did I walk out? \u00a0No and yes. \u00a0Every teacher deserves more pay. \u00a0Some more than others. \u00a0Every state employee in Oklahoma deserves better pay and benefits. \u00a0Plus, I’ve done my time going to the capitol as a teacher during previous tours of duty. \u00a0At this point, I can do more by not being there. \u00a0I signed this contract so I can live with it. \u00a0Huge props to all that did go to the capitol. \u00a0I think that every citizen should go to your state and national capitol at some point. \u00a0Oklahoma is not a poor state but those in charge have done a piss poor job of managing it for quite a while now. \u00a0There is a reason that our teachers aren’t paid properly and our highways are horrible.<\/p>\n
Living in paradise like I do, I get to hear\/see first hand accounts of the differences between Oklahoma and Texas. \u00a0Texas taxes (take a look at those two words) the living heck out of property and minerals. \u00a0Then they spend it on their schools and the best highway system that I have ever driven upon. \u00a0I think that they might spend some on prisons as well.<\/p>\n
However, I did walk out. \u00a0I walked out to the shop and helped kids. \u00a0I walked out to the greenhouse and checked progress there. \u00a0I actually walked out across the street to the high school and talked to the superintendent, coaches, principal and other teachers. \u00a0I’m just real glad that I don’t have to use a knee scooter to “walk” anywhere. \u00a0Although, the blue trucker nuts on that scooter were kind of cool. \u00a0And I laugh every time that I look at that high-tech knee scooter with steering. \u00a0I’m REAL sure that a video of me wiping out in the drive on that thing would have gone viral. The #s of that kind of video could make me walk out and just go WTH? \u00a0That dude walks with a limp and he isn’t walking out to anywhere very fast and those cookies only have 12 per case. \u00a0I thought that there was 24 in a case. \u00a0Wrong items.<\/p>\n
p.s. \u00a0It is somewhat scary, gross and cool–all at the same time–to blow your nose and see what all colors, shapes and sizes comes out.<\/p>\n
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p.s.s. \u00a0Notice, no mention of goats. \u00a0I wanted to stay in a good mood.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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