You can sit and think of the best phrases that you have ever heard. \u00a0The best should be “I love you.” \u00a0Or “Amen.” \u00a0And how about “Thank Goodness”. \u00a0All of these are wicked good and normally put somebody in a good mood. \u00a0BUT\u2026.<\/p>\n
But, if you live in NW OK, one of the best phrases that you will here is “At least there isn’t any wind with it.” \u00a0 Which means, “Yeah, sure! \u00a0It was butt-ass cold this morning. \u00a0It was 14 effing degrees but at least the wind wasn’t blowing 50 fricking miles per hour.” \u00a0Basically, this phrase means it could be worse.<\/p>\n
And it doesn’t matter what time of year it is. \u00a0July—It was only 114 degrees fahrenheit, but\u2026.at least there isn’t any wind with it. \u00a0Otherwise, we could melt sand into glass and start riding camels.<\/p>\n
March\/April—Nice day for this time of year. \u00a0That means it was a perfect 68 to 77 degrees and AT LEAST THERE WASN’T ANY WIND WITH IT. \u00a0Wind speeds were below 32.8 mph.<\/p>\n
I guess the best phrase in NW OK should be “I love you too, honey. \u00a0Thank Goodness for Okie State beating ou. I will say Amen when I get done cussing the goats, farming, lack of rain, too much rain, kids, etc. \u00a0but at least there isn’t any wind.” \u00a0Maybe that qualifies as a paragraph.<\/p>\n
Peace out! \u00a0No wind tonight. \u00a0Just cold. \u00a0It could be worse. \u00a0And in truth, most days could be worse.<\/p>\n
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