Well, those does that we pulled cidrs on yesterday morning were hot tonight. \u00a0You can even add another that I thought was bred. \u00a0She was hot to trot tonight.<\/p>\n
There is a pot pie cooling off for me to eat tonight. \u00a0We are counting down the weeks till I can order my favorite turkey pot pie in some major city out west. \u00a0Not looking forward to the drive and I didn’t like having to pay for a trailer parking spot AND a fitting area. \u00a0All of these shows are learning how to maximize income from every angle. \u00a0At some point, enough is enough. \u00a0But, I paid it. \u00a0Tammy and I started showing with Kela in 2000. \u00a0The end is near.<\/p>\n
A couple of years ago, I wrote on here about sitting and watching a boy walk his older sister to school each day while holding her hand. \u00a0He still does. \u00a0There are challenges in their day to day life. \u00a0Mine too. \u00a0My challenge is too be in a bad mood when this boy is in my classroom.<\/p>\n
People, this boy and his good friend are in 2nd hour ag class. \u00a0My day is made in this class. \u00a0First, it is my small class–2 boys, 2 girls. \u00a0All 4 great kids. \u00a0Dramatic differences between the 4, but all gr8.<\/p>\n
Last week, we loaded up and headed to the vet clinic. \u00a0I needed to get some straws of semen checked. \u00a0The ladies at the vet clinic entertained us for a bit. \u00a0We dug out a straw or two out of the tank, then one of them took it to the back. \u00a0She came back with a good report. \u00a0Then she asked if the kids wanted to look. \u00a0YES! \u00a0That is what I had planned. \u00a0One of the girls is from successful stock show family, she knew what was happening. \u00a0The boys–not so much.<\/p>\n
The first one looked and then exclaimed, “There are moving organisms on the slide. \u00a0I see moving organisms. ”<\/p>\n
The next one took a gander. \u00a0He hadn’t looked through many microscopes. A little coaching was in order. Finally, he saw the moving stuff. \u00a0But, he didn’t ask what it was\u2026.until we got in the pickup.<\/p>\n
He asked, “Mr. Kelln what was that squiggly stuff on the microscope?”<\/p>\n
I said, “You really don’t know?” \u00a0He replied, “NO!”<\/p>\n
His buddy said, “That was semen. \u00a0 I don’t know if it was bull semen, goat semen or what but it swam like semen. \u00a0I saw a video on the internet like that. \u00a0It was semen.”<\/p>\n
Now, he exclaimed, “EEWWWW!!!! \u00a0I think I need to wash my glasses off after looking at that.”<\/p>\n
Then, we got back to the ag building. \u00a0The bell rang for 3rd hour. \u00a0The others left. \u00a0He waited at the door until nobody was left around. \u00a0I said, “You better get your butt to history or Coach will be mad at you.” \u00a0He looked twice to make sure the coast was clear and nobody else was around. \u00a0Then he told me, “I farted so loud this morning in bed, I woke myself up.”<\/p>\n
Of course, I laughed until I cried. \u00a0I don’t know whether to feel honored that he told me this or scared that I am going to hear more. \u00a0Yes, you are right. \u00a0I can’t wait till the next comment from this dude.<\/p>\n
This class is so hot, several seniors are already trying to arrange to transfer into it next semester. Not so fast. \u00a0These 4 don’t want anybody else. \u00a0Rationale–there are 4 seats in the ag pickup. \u00a0Can’t argue with that. \u00a0The girls are writing an application to be in 2nd hour ag. \u00a0There will be an interview process. \u00a0I have a feeling that it will be harder to get into Harvard than it will be to join 2nd hour ag in Shattuck, America.<\/p>\n
Speaking of kids that are on fire. \u00a0How about Addy Schneberger? \u00a0She won a state speaking title as a 5th grader. \u00a0Several years ago, her dad and I were sitting together the night before the Champion’s Choice jackpot. \u00a0She was by herself, talking in different voices, pitches and using enunciation to take orders like she was a waitress. \u00a0Her dad was like “WTH are you doing?” \u00a0I was like, leave her alone. \u00a0Kids that will do that on their own will win speech contests. \u00a0I’m glad to know that I was right. \u00a0I bet she wins more.<\/p>\n
I’ve got to get away from this keyboard. \u00a0I smell like a mixture of pig poo, goats, welding fumes, burnt flesh (mine) and I’m burping a pot pie. \u00a0Historically, this ain’t a mixture that the Dragon Lady finds as hot.<\/p>\n
Have a good one and a better tomorrow.<\/p>\n
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