How is it, that a doe in heat can be standing at the buck pen gate, tail wagging, wanting in that gate\u2026.yet, once you open that gate, she can NOT see the opening and will NOT go through the gate? \u00a0Of course, it is dark outside as I am trying to maneuver these rips in with their lovers. \u00a0I think that I need to get some night vision goggles for these unpleasant beasts.<\/p>\n
I re-heard an old Halloween joke the other day. \u00a0I remembered this joke from my childhood.<\/p>\n
Little boy with a hairlip goes up to the door, rings the bell and waits. \u00a0A woman opens the door. \u00a0He says, “Twick or Tweat!”<\/p>\n
The woman smiles and says let me look at you. \u00a0You’ve got a triangular shaped cap with a skull and crossbones on it. \u00a0You have a parrot on your shoulder, a sword at your side, a hook for a hand and a peg leg. \u00a0You are a pirate.<\/p>\n
She looks around, notices that the boy is by himself. \u00a0She then asks, “Mr. Pirate, where are your buccaneers?”<\/p>\n
The little boy replied, “Right here on each side of my bucking head!”<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Have a good one.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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