{"id":1756,"date":"2017-08-30T11:32:38","date_gmt":"2017-08-30T11:32:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/?p=1756"},"modified":"2017-08-30T11:32:51","modified_gmt":"2017-08-30T11:32:51","slug":"satisfying","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/satisfying\/","title":{"rendered":"Satisfying"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Think of the things that give you a satisfying feeling. \u00a0A job well done. \u00a0Mission accomplished. \u00a0Winning. \u00a0 Helping others. \u00a0Reaching goals. \u00a0Building something cool or cooking a wicked good meal. \u00a0All of these give you a warm funny feeling.<\/p>\n<p>However, it is an exhilarating feeling to set a mouse trap of an evening and then have a victim in it the next morning. \u00a0Really, it is a scarily satisfying feeling to know that you have vanquished your foe. \u00a0I feel much like Carl Spackler in Caddyschack.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Licensed to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. A man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit &#8211; ever. They&#8217;re like the Viet Cong &#8211; Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that&#8217;s all she wrote.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Yes, I know that he actually didn&#8217;t kill the gopher but anytime I can tie into a Caddyschack feeling, then it&#8217;s all good.<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of which, have a good one and a better tomorrow.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Think of the things that give you a satisfying feeling. \u00a0A job well done. \u00a0Mission accomplished. \u00a0Winning. \u00a0 Helping others. \u00a0Reaching goals. \u00a0Building something cool or cooking a wicked good meal. \u00a0All of these give you a warm funny feeling. However, it is an exhilarating feeling to set a mouse [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1756"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1756"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1756\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1757,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1756\/revisions\/1757"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1756"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1756"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1756"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}