{"id":1602,"date":"2017-06-21T02:47:14","date_gmt":"2017-06-21T02:47:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/?p=1602"},"modified":"2017-06-21T03:45:55","modified_gmt":"2017-06-21T03:45:55","slug":"things-that-make-you-go","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/things-that-make-you-go\/","title":{"rendered":"Things that make you go\u2026."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What in the Hell?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve got several.<\/p>\n<p>Why does the internet goat buyer worry more about delivery than what the animal actually looks like?<\/p>\n<p>Newer gas can spouts&#8212;I spill more fuel with these &#8220;safety&#8221; spouts than I ever did with the old style. \u00a0These &#8220;federally regulated&#8221; safety spouts ain&#8217;t worth 2 squirts of owl crap. \u00a0Whoever designed these things probably had a barely passing grade in engineering but had connections to somebody in a high level position that helped pass legislation that required these &#8220;safety&#8221; spouts.<\/p>\n<p>I had a good customer here today to look at the wethers that we are selling this weekend. \u00a0The temp and wind was fine when we were at Tyke&#8217;s. 30 minutes later&#8211;the temps spiked and no breeze. \u00a0We broke a sweat while handling little goats. \u00a0It happens.<\/p>\n<p>Took a little goat to the chiropractor this evening. \u00a0Maybe she can fix the problems caused by doe goats. \u00a0We&#8217;ll see.<\/p>\n<p>Thank you to all of the doe kid buyers in tonight&#8217;s online sale. \u00a0These kids will get better in their new homes.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What in the Hell? I&#8217;ve got several. Why does the internet goat buyer worry more about delivery than what the animal actually looks like? Newer gas can spouts&#8212;I spill more fuel with these &#8220;safety&#8221; spouts than I ever did with the old style. \u00a0These &#8220;federally regulated&#8221; safety spouts ain&#8217;t worth [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1602"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1602"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1602\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1606,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1602\/revisions\/1606"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1602"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1602"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1602"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}