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<\/span>There are several things around this piece of paradise that are borderline USELESS.  First and foremost, the item that has been useless is a 15 year old son.  He is now working to rectify this problem.  I think back to my brothers at this age and wonder how our parents didn’t smother them with a pillow.  I’m real sure that I didn’t cause any problems.  <\/p>\n

<\/span>I have a couple of bucks standing around here right now, that feel useless.  I’m only breeding a few does at this time and I am in full experimental mode.  So, there are some really good bucks just standing around…doing what bucks do.  <\/p>\n

<\/span>I was recently in a drive through car wash.  I have this pickup that needed a bath and it has lots of buttons.  I am sure that all of these buttons have a purpose, but they are dang neart useless when the operator doesn’t know what they are for.  There is a sun roof in this pickup.  It was part of the package.  I don’t need it.  I occasionally open it in order to chase a fly out.  The only real use that it has (at least for a mental midget like myself) is to watch the automatic car wash pass over the pickup and I can then see the different colors that it sprays.  Right now, as you read this, you are either thinking that I am really retarded (which means that you don’t have a sun roof) or grinning as you know exactly what I am talking about.  I know.  Yes, I know.  I write some retarded stuff.  But you had to click here to get here.  Kind of brings the whole useless term into perspective.  What exactly are you doing with your time?<\/p>\n

<\/span>There are some loyal readers to this web-based location of information. I enjoy getting texts and emails regarding some of this crap.  I especially loved the “Rape Crate”.  Complete with pics of it in use.  If I was watching Law & Order:SVU, these pics would be known as Evidence.  But, nope.  Not in this case.  I am going to use them as a How To Guide for allowing young bucks to not be useless.  I know.  I could schedule an AI date and do some advanced breeding techniques. But that takes time and management.  Two things that I am normally short of.  <\/p>\n

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