{"id":1252,"date":"2016-07-26T13:26:44","date_gmt":"2016-07-26T13:26:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/?p=1126"},"modified":"2016-07-26T13:26:44","modified_gmt":"2016-07-26T13:26:44","slug":"epic-fail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/epic-fail\/","title":{"rendered":"Epic Fail!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"white-space: pre;\"> <\/span>Monday was flush day at Seelke&#8217;s place. &nbsp;Jodi &amp; I had 3 donors scheduled, Jodi &amp; Bob had one, Sweet&#8217;s had two, Teel&#8217;s had one and Poe\/Spradlin had one. &nbsp;John &amp; Jackie Edwards were going to do the ET work. &nbsp;I like working with them. &nbsp;Lots of help was there to do the manual labor. &nbsp;The local vet was present to administer drugs. &nbsp;Darbie Ross and Kory Dietz had recips there ready for frozen embryos. &nbsp;This was supposed to be a fun day. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"white-space: pre;\"> <\/span>Jodi, Bob and I&nbsp;&nbsp;haven&#8217;t been looking forward to this date for the past 2 weeks as the highest priced donor deciced to give up life. &nbsp;While living in the air conditioned barn. &nbsp;Don&#8217;t know why. &nbsp;It&#8217;s just a goat thing. &nbsp;Then throw in some other circumstances and this wasn&#8217;t looking like near the fun deal that it was supposed to be. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"white-space: pre;\"> <\/span>About half way through the donors, I walked into the lab trailer, John was just sewing another doe up. &nbsp;He took a look at my t shirt and said, &#8220;You need to go change shirts?&#8221; &nbsp;I thought WTH? &nbsp;Then I looked at it. &nbsp;It was harmless when I put it on that morning. &nbsp;But now, the Wile E. Coyote holding a sign that read &#8220;Epic Fail!&#8221; &nbsp;took on a new meaning. &nbsp;Turns out, he was right.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"white-space: pre;\"> <\/span>At the end of cutting open 7 donors, there were ZERO embryos to transfer. &nbsp;7 donors bred to 5 different bucks at 4 different locations and ZERO transfers. &nbsp;The eggs were there, but not fertilized. &nbsp;In all their years of performing ET work in goats, the Edwards have never had a day like this before where NO embryos were collected. &nbsp;It truly was an Epic Fail! &nbsp;So, they moved right into thawing out frozens and putting them in. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"white-space: pre;\"> <\/span>Jodi had an epic spread fixed for lunch. &nbsp;And the help was epic. &nbsp;Price Poe, at 7 years of age, outworked all of us old farts. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"white-space: pre;\"> <\/span>I am ready for the month of July 2016 to be over. &nbsp;The goat industry has not been kind to the Seelke&#8217;s or Kelln&#8217;s. &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Monday was flush day at Seelke&#8217;s place. &nbsp;Jodi &amp; I had 3 donors scheduled, Jodi &amp; Bob had one, Sweet&#8217;s had two, Teel&#8217;s had one and Poe\/Spradlin had one. &nbsp;John &amp; Jackie Edwards were going to do the ET work. &nbsp;I like working with them. &nbsp;Lots of help was there [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1252"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1252"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1252\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1252"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1252"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1252"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}