{"id":1228,"date":"2016-05-27T13:18:49","date_gmt":"2016-05-27T13:18:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/?p=1102"},"modified":"2016-05-27T13:18:49","modified_gmt":"2016-05-27T13:18:49","slug":"stormy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/stormy\/","title":{"rendered":"Stormy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"white-space: pre;\"> <\/span>We hadn&#8217;t been as wet as some goat herders, but we haven&#8217;t been dry. &nbsp;Now, we are bonafide wet. &nbsp;It has rained here 4 of the last 5 days. &nbsp;Not a lot of rain, but enough. &nbsp;Yesterday brought a pile of wind, some hail, rain and tornado warnings. &nbsp;We had a basement full of kids as there was some on their way home from Woodward and this was a close shelter through the storm. &nbsp;It is a little weird watching the weather news and recognizing the scenes on the screen. &nbsp;Fortunately, no damage. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"white-space: pre;\"> <\/span>But, with all of the rain, here comes the shits. &nbsp;There has to be a scientific reason why a goat shits all over the place when it rains. &nbsp;It starts to rain and some doe goes splunhkz all over the place. &nbsp;I watch the weather forecast and when it shows rain is coming, I think to myself &#8220;Better check the spectam supply and the sulfa boluses.&#8221; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <span style=\"white-space: pre;\"> <\/span>Now, lets think about this. &nbsp;Old Noah had two of all of those animals on board that ark. &nbsp;That included two goats. &nbsp;And it rained for 40 days and 40 nights. &nbsp;I guarantee you that every passenger on that floating zoo was ready to chunk those two goats overboard. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"white-space: pre;\"> <\/span>Every time it rains, it pours out the ass of some goat. &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We hadn&#8217;t been as wet as some goat herders, but we haven&#8217;t been dry. &nbsp;Now, we are bonafide wet. &nbsp;It has rained here 4 of the last 5 days. &nbsp;Not a lot of rain, but enough. &nbsp;Yesterday brought a pile of wind, some hail, rain and tornado warnings. &nbsp;We had [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1228"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1228"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1228\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1228"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1228"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1228"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}