Useless…<\/p>\n
as tits on a boar hog. <\/p>\n
as a one legged man in a donkey kicking contest.<\/p>\n
as an ejection seat on a helicopter.<\/p>\n
as non-portable sheds, panels, feeders, etc. at some goat ranches. <\/p>\n
as a white crayon.<\/p>\n
as a corgi for a guard dog.<\/p>\n
as Ron Simonson after several days of slaying<\/strong> fish. <\/p>\n as a wire panel between two does. <\/p>\n Forgive me…but….useless<\/p>\n as balls on a priest.<\/p>\n as tits on a nun. <\/p>\n I actually remember a joke from circa 1986 about the use (or lack of use) of flies. And those previous two items were part of the joke. I’m sorry MOM! But it is a good joke. <\/p>\n I spent most of this Saturday thinking about useless things. Two things dominated my thoughts. Useless as a public school calendar after May 1. Useless as a 15 year old boy on some days. <\/p>\n Speaking of useless…..I haven’t heard from Frazier, Milligan, Schneberger or Schovanec today. For that matter, I hadn’t talked to either of my brothers. Maybe my phone is dead again. <\/p>\n And here’s to hoping that all of you had a productive weekend. Horseshoes and shamrocks. And i’m not gonna win the lottery this week because I didn’t buy any tickets. So, I guess that I will just keep playing the lottery of life. <\/p>\n It is May 14. Something happens on May 15. <\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Useless… as tits on a boar hog. as a one legged man in a donkey kicking contest. as an ejection seat on a helicopter. as non-portable sheds, panels, feeders, etc. at some goat ranches. as a white crayon. as a corgi for a guard dog. as Ron Simonson after […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1223"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1223"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1223\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1223"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1223"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1223"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}