{"id":1211,"date":"2016-04-21T03:30:26","date_gmt":"2016-04-21T03:30:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/?p=1085"},"modified":"2016-04-21T03:30:26","modified_gmt":"2016-04-21T03:30:26","slug":"still-cool","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/still-cool\/","title":{"rendered":"Still Cool"},"content":{"rendered":"

<\/span>I don’t care if you are 45 or getting ready to turn 26, it is still cool when somebody hands you a Benjamin for your birthday.  Even though a $100 may not go as far today as it did when I turned 26, it is still a cool feeling when your mom hands you a crisp $100 bill.  Even cooler when same mom\/mimi hands your daughter\/her granddaughter a $100 bill at the same time for an upcoming birthday.   Of course, I asked “Should I just go ahead and hand my $100 to Kela as that is where it will end up anyways?”  <\/p>\n

<\/span>Even though it hasn’t happened yet, Kela’s upcoming 26th birthday is a milestone in my life.  Technically, her vehicle insurance and lots of other expenses from my account become HER expenses.  This is a hollow victory for me as I realize that the money funnel will simply change directions and instead of me paying directly, I will make indirect payments (which will be money well spent as it will keep the Dragon Lady happy which is way cheaper than a divorce).  However, Duke is nearing 16.  And in Kelln years, that means it is time to start saving for bail money.  <\/p>\n

<\/span>Speaking of Benjamin’s, I remember having a Benjamin goat sale  5 or so years ago.  That was fun.  I sold goats that won classes at the state fair, etc for not much money, but that was fun walking around in camo shorts with a wad of Benjamins.  I ain’t never been a pimp, but it kind of felt like it.  Ironically, I think that we went to Vegas the next week.  And yes, I probably still have most of those $100 bills.  <\/p>\n

<\/span>And it is still kind of cool to look at all of the names listed on a group text.  That way, you know whether to reply or not.  Especially, if there is NOT appropriate text and you realize that there is a woman included in the group.  All I know is that there are way more messed up people in the world other than me.  Some people  go to the bathroom at target.  Just wrong!<\/p>\n

<\/span>And NO–he won’t put it on facebook.  We will just announce the first U.S. female president’s candidacy on this, here Kelln blog.  hillary does NOT count as a female or a president or a candidate.  This chick is way better suited for the job and way smarter.  Unless you count who she is married to.  <\/p>\n

       I apologize to all that have read this far as there was nothing to learn.  But, I hope , that it is still cool for you when you get a crisp $100.  Spend it wisely.  Or don’t.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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