{"id":1207,"date":"2016-04-15T23:54:34","date_gmt":"2016-04-15T23:54:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/?p=1081"},"modified":"2016-04-15T23:54:34","modified_gmt":"2016-04-15T23:54:34","slug":"english","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/english\/","title":{"rendered":"English"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I might have been looking at a certain other website, that I kind of like to frequent. &nbsp;It has lots of humour on it. &nbsp;One of their topics was discussing the English language. &nbsp;I can&#8217;t argue with the posts as it provides some definite proof that our language is plumb sideways.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"white-space: pre;\"> <\/span>I haven&#8217;t seen any of his stuff in quite some time, but I always enjoyed the humour and wit of Gallagher. &nbsp;Hold on, hold on&#8230;I&#8217;m referring to the comedian Gallagher, not Garland Gallagher. &nbsp;We&#8217;re talking about Gallagher&#8211;the dude that used to smash the watermelons at the end of his shows. &nbsp;Garland Gallagher doesn&#8217;t smash melons. &nbsp;He just gets in lots of banner pics with LOTS of winning Gallagher-bred goats at the end of major shows. &nbsp; Ha! &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"white-space: pre;\"> <\/span>Anyways, I enjoyed reading these posts regarding the English language. &nbsp;Here is an excerpt.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Cough<\/p>\n<p>Rough<\/p>\n<p>Though<\/p>\n<p>Through<\/p>\n<p>Why don&#8217;t these words rhyme? &nbsp;But for some reason, pony and bologna do rhyme!<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Have a good one!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I might have been looking at a certain other website, that I kind of like to frequent. &nbsp;It has lots of humour on it. &nbsp;One of their topics was discussing the English language. &nbsp;I can&#8217;t argue with the posts as it provides some definite proof that our [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1207"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1207"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1207\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1207"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1207"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1207"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}