{"id":1156,"date":"2015-12-22T03:07:42","date_gmt":"2015-12-22T03:07:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/?p=1030"},"modified":"2015-12-22T03:07:42","modified_gmt":"2015-12-22T03:07:42","slug":"christmas-delivery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/christmas-delivery\/","title":{"rendered":"CHRISTmas Delivery"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;It will be late this night, actually earling Tuesday morning, when Tammy and Kela will get back here to paradise. &nbsp;I guess it is a parental feeling. &nbsp; The feeling that Tammy is bringing home a special delivery. &nbsp;A feeling like she went to cali to pick up our favorite daughter and is bringing her home for the holidays. &nbsp;But, in all actuality, the package, Kela, has WAY more travel miles logged in her short life, than Tammy and I combined. &nbsp;I&#8217;ve traveled a lot of miles, but mostly in a several state radius. &nbsp;Tammy and I have been to Mexico a time or two. &nbsp;Costa Rica once (but need to go again). &nbsp;I&#8217;ve been to THREE (count them 3) different countries. &nbsp;Kela&#8211;has been to more CONTINENTS&#8211;North America, South America, Europe, Asia and Australia&#8211;than I have been countries.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Now, I sit here, waiting on travel updates from the Dragon Lady. &nbsp;I am watching Diners, Drive Ins &amp; Dives. &nbsp;Great program. &nbsp;I watch and listen to the recipes. &nbsp;I can handle most of the ingredients, but I flinch, cringe and get a bad taste in my mouth, every time that they mention a bell pepper. &nbsp;I love hot peppers, but I just can&#8217;t imagine anything tasting decent if it has a hint of bell pepper anywhere near the food. &nbsp;That deal just infects everything. &nbsp;I think that there is an old proverb that involves &#8220;Lick a baboon&#8217;s butt or eat a bell pepper?&#8221; &nbsp; I ain&#8217;t ever licked a baboon&#8217;s butt, but I have NEVER had even a decent tasting bell pepper. &nbsp;Either way is a bad decision, but I would hope that whosoever chose poorly, that the baboon hadn&#8217;t wiped with a bell pepper.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; A week ago, the two week forecast showed that NW OK was going to get about 22 inches of snow on the 27th of December. &nbsp;Some were in a panic. &nbsp;Now, we are due to get either an inch of rain or 2 inches of frozen rain or it may go north of us or it may be unseasonably sunny. &nbsp;No matter what, thanks for the forecast that keeps people watching. &nbsp;I think that I am going to become a weather forecaster when I grow up. &nbsp;At least, it would be entertaining. &nbsp;Actually, I think that I will just start watching Yanet Garcia deliver the weather on telemundo or univision, whatever, who cares. &nbsp;I like the Aussie narrative on Yanet Garcia delivering the weather. &nbsp;I think that if I watch that weather delivery, I can go into the next kidding season with a can-do attitude. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; And now for our kidding update&#8211;there are No does left to kid in December in the area 3 miles south of Fargo, OK. &nbsp;Snip kicked out twin doe kids early this morning. &nbsp;It is nice for a goat to have them on their own, like GOD intended. &nbsp;Looking towards the future, I would recommend all does to deliver live kids and actually raise them. &nbsp;Next due dates in the forecast involve recips. &nbsp;I can&#8217;t wait for that bit of rough weather.&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;It will be late this night, actually earling Tuesday morning, when Tammy and Kela will get back here to paradise. &nbsp;I guess it is a parental feeling. &nbsp; The feeling that Tammy is bringing home a special delivery. &nbsp;A feeling like she went to cali to pick [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1156"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1156"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1156\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1156"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1156"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1156"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}