{"id":1152,"date":"2015-12-16T01:51:29","date_gmt":"2015-12-16T01:51:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/?p=1026"},"modified":"2015-12-16T01:51:29","modified_gmt":"2015-12-16T01:51:29","slug":"dirt-roading","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/dirt-roading\/","title":{"rendered":"Dirt Roading"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;This is something that I have enjoyed for more than three decades. &nbsp;Just cruising along, with some tunes playing and checking out the sights. &nbsp;By myself, with others, whatever. &nbsp;Dirt roading just helps to get your mind right. &nbsp;There are times that I will literally just drive the section line and come back home. &nbsp;Four miles, one song, better mood and then go back to what I was doing. &nbsp;Doe goats become much more tolerable after a cooling down session.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Back in the mid 80s, I could tour the dirt roads of Elllis County. &nbsp;There were lots of times that my parents wondered what I was doing at 8 pm on a Tuesday night. &nbsp;Just cruising. &nbsp;Most of the time. &nbsp;As I moved around Oklahoma, I have continued this hobby, no matter where I lived. &nbsp;This is also where Kela and Duke learned to drive. &nbsp;Looking back, I guess this habit started because I drove quite a bit before I ever got a license to drive. &nbsp;And I do know that my exact instructions were &#8220;Don&#8217;t drive on main street and don&#8217;t drive down the highways.&#8221; &nbsp;Dirt roads it was and is. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I never really had a &#8220;first&#8221; vehicle. &nbsp;I drove whatever Dad would let me use or whatever Pa had available. &nbsp;Pa was our step-grandpa, although he had earned the actual grandpa title. &nbsp;Pa was a character. &nbsp;Books coud be written about the stories that involve Pa. &nbsp;In the late 70s, Pa bought a new pickup. &nbsp;It was a GMC half ton, 2wd pickup. It was stripped down of almost ALL features. &nbsp;But it had LOTS of character. &nbsp;We called it <span style=\"color: #99cc00;\">CITRUS<\/span>. &nbsp;First of all, it was kind of a <span style=\"color: #000000;\">lemon<\/span>. &nbsp;It never ran real good. &nbsp;He originally bought it as an everyday driver. &nbsp;But that only lasted a year or so. &nbsp;Pa then added an electric winch to the driver&#8217;s side bed rail, just behind the toolbox. &nbsp;This winch operated the bright <span style=\"color: #3366ff;\">BLUE&nbsp;<\/span>bale spike. &nbsp;We now know that a 1\/2 ton, 2wd pickup has no business picking up 1,200 pound round bales especially when all of the weight was hanging from the bumper. &nbsp;It was a bit hard on the frame. &nbsp;Oh, did I mention that it was bright <span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">ORANGE? I mean, OSU orange. &nbsp;I like the color orange, but on a new pickup? &nbsp;<span style=\"color: #000000;\">Looking back, I really think that somebody at the dealership screwed up an order. &nbsp;Who in the heck would ever want a pickup this <span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">ORANGE<\/span> color? &nbsp;Pa liked a deal and I am sure that some sales person was tickled to get this thing moved down the road. &nbsp;There are probably some Market Research reports from GM that show that the orange color was strong in NW OK because of that one sale. &nbsp;<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;I personally turned Citrus into a high mileage vehicle from about 1983 to 1988. &nbsp;It had an AM radio station, which meant no tunes, only Swap Shop on KSIW at noon. &nbsp;I kept a ghetto blaster in this ride. &nbsp;Big speakers with a handle, AM &amp; FM radio and most importantly, a cassette deck. &nbsp;That way I could listen to whatever I wanted as I dirt roaded around Ellis, Lipscomb, southern Harper and occasionally Woodward counties. &nbsp;Bon Jovi, AC\/DC, Whitesnake, Hank Jr., George Strait, Huey Lewis &amp; the News, Alabama, Van Halen, the Oak Ridge Boys, Lionel Richie, RATT and occasionally, I would swipe Dad&#8217;s Willie Nelson &amp; Julio Iglesias tape. &nbsp;I still like that &#8220;To all the girls I&#8217;ve loved before&#8221; song. &nbsp;<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I do know that Citrus was not quick in the quarter mile. &nbsp;And in that part of the world, the quarter mile meant that you were dragging on Wolf Creek Bridge. &nbsp;I also know that if Nick Pool, the driver and some other un-named person was headed down Wolf Creek Bridge and the transmission was accidentally shifted into reverse at 56 mph, that the tires squalled, the engine died and I was worried. &nbsp;But, I just shifted into park, said a quick prayer and turned the ignition, and it was running again. &nbsp;No problems. &nbsp;It&#8217;s hard to tear up something that started out being <span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">orange.&nbsp;<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; As I look back on that Citrus pickup, there were no real crimes committed in that thing. &nbsp;Other than the obvious driving without a license and knowing Pa, it probably did not have any kind of insurance. &nbsp;I may have chewed tobacco in it. &nbsp;But that wasn&#8217;t really a big deal back then. &nbsp;I don&#8217;t remember much alcholol involved with that pickup. &nbsp;Why would you? &nbsp;Everybody knew the pickup, who was driving and who owned it. &nbsp;It was actually a perfect dirt roading rig. &nbsp;<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I need to go check the kidding barn. &nbsp;It is time, but these chicks don&#8217;t act like it, yet. &nbsp;Have a good one and a better tomorrow.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;This is something that I have enjoyed for more than three decades. &nbsp;Just cruising along, with some tunes playing and checking out the sights. &nbsp;By myself, with others, whatever. &nbsp;Dirt roading just helps to get your mind right. &nbsp;There are times that I will literally just drive [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1152"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1152"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1152\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1152"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1152"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1152"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}