{"id":1140,"date":"2015-11-21T01:31:55","date_gmt":"2015-11-21T01:31:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/?p=1014"},"modified":"2015-11-21T01:31:55","modified_gmt":"2015-11-21T01:31:55","slug":"friday-funnies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/friday-funnies\/","title":{"rendered":"Friday Funnies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;I have referred to facebook as a socially transmitted disease. It is. &nbsp;Too many &#8216;Mericans are addicted to checking it, posting, liking, sharing and creeping. &nbsp;But it does have value. &nbsp;On this Friday, I have laughed hard at facebook posts.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;The squatty potty video. &nbsp;It is several minutes long, but worth the watch. &nbsp;Very well written. &nbsp;The whole rainbow swirl ice cream cone coming out of the back end of a unicorn is classic. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;Another turd oriented video pushing a product&#8211;Poo Pourri. &nbsp;Once again, well written bathroom jokes added with science-type videos that almost make you want to order some of this stuff. &nbsp;I don&#8217;t know if the British accents helps or hurts this video. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;Without a doubt, my favorite video is the little elephant that is &#8220;helicoptering&#8221; its trunk around. &nbsp;No sound, just the title above the video. &nbsp;I laugh because it is true. &nbsp;And I totally relate. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; And on another funny note. &nbsp;The wind tends to blow in this part of paradise. &nbsp;I came home to the west screen door hanging cock-eyed. &nbsp;I inspected it and realized that it had literally tore the door from the frame. &nbsp;The frame and door are not repairable. &nbsp;I would really like to throw a wall-eyed fit at whoever didn&#8217;t shut the door properly. &nbsp;But here are the facts&#8211;No matter who did it, I am the one that has to buy the new door and fix it. &nbsp;So, I will just be pissed at myself for being the last one out that door. &nbsp;And I will buy a new door and install the new door. &nbsp;I am going to try to find a door that opens the opposite direction so that the wind can&#8217;t catch it. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Here&#8217;s to hoping that you all found some funny moments on this Friday. &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;I have referred to facebook as a socially transmitted disease. It is. &nbsp;Too many &#8216;Mericans are addicted to checking it, posting, liking, sharing and creeping. &nbsp;But it does have value. &nbsp;On this Friday, I have laughed hard at facebook posts. &#8211;The squatty potty video. &nbsp;It is several minutes [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1140"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1140"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1140\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1140"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1140"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1140"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}