{"id":1114,"date":"2015-09-25T01:02:29","date_gmt":"2015-09-25T01:02:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/?p=988"},"modified":"2015-09-25T01:02:29","modified_gmt":"2015-09-25T01:02:29","slug":"just-wrong","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/just-wrong\/","title":{"rendered":"Just Wrong"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I know this deal may seem a bit wrong. &nbsp;But, it actually isn&#8217;t. &nbsp;Livestock observation is a must. &nbsp;Especially with bucks and then when you throw in an ET flush program, now you better pay attention. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;I have programmed two donors for this next flush (hear that sound of money getting ready to leave my account&#8211;it is already circling like a turd that just isn&#8217;t ready to head down). &nbsp;Anyways, these are two 8 year old proven Harley does. &nbsp;Maybe we will get some embryos, probably not. &nbsp;Obviously I am very optimistic, but yet we are going through the motions like it is going to work. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;One of these does is getting bred to a buck that we call Joe Dirt. &nbsp;The other is getting bred to a younger buck that is named Rumour Has It. &nbsp;It is kind of fun to see these two bucks in side by side pens. &nbsp;Yes, I am kind of partial to these two dudes. But, it is kind of fun to watch the differences between them. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; As I walk towards the corral, Rumour is screaming like a gutshot comanche. &nbsp;He knows it is there and ready and he wants it. &nbsp;And he will let the whole world know about it. &nbsp;Dirt, well he is just looking at Rumour like &#8220;WTH dude? &nbsp;It will be there. &nbsp;Just wait a minute.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; The gates are opened and Rumour runs at his donor like a linebacker getting ready to blow up a running back behind the line of scrimmage. &nbsp;As soon as he gets there, he yells at her, does the buck talk in her ear. &nbsp;Yells again, tries to mount as he knocks her into the fence. &nbsp;Then stands back and yells again. &nbsp;Looks at Dirt, then realizes he better quit talking about it and do something. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"white-space: pre;\"> <\/span>Dirt. &nbsp;The gate opens, he waits for the donor to come to him. &nbsp;She does. &nbsp;She stops. &nbsp;He mounts. &nbsp;He dismounts. &nbsp;She stands there with back arched. &nbsp;He walks to the fence and looks at Rumour like &#8220;You need me to show you how to do this?&#8221; &nbsp;Then he goes and gets a bite to eat. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; At this point, Rumour takes care of business. &nbsp;But now, he wants to know what Dirt is doing. &nbsp;But, he is afraid to leave his donor, so he stands there and yells about it. &nbsp;It is about this time that Dirt&#8217;s donor is starting to move again. &nbsp;She isn&#8217;t locked up and her eyes aren&#8217;t as glazed as they were. &nbsp;So, Dirt hits it again. &nbsp;Walks off. &nbsp;Rumour yells some more. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Last night, I watched as Dirt didn&#8217;t make any moves towards his donor. &nbsp;If you weren&#8217;t aware of how Dirt works, one might be worried. &nbsp;I also watched Rumour as he raised havoc and told the world that he was getting ready to get some action. &nbsp;This morning and tonight&#8211;Dirt did what Dirt does&#8211;breed does. &nbsp;Basically, one is like a high school kid while the other could work in movies. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; We&#8217;ll see if this flush works. &nbsp;Then we&#8217;ll see if the recips stick. &nbsp;Then we&#8217;ll see what we get come February. &nbsp;And if it doesn&#8217;t work&#8211;well, my recips are pretty high quality, so they&#8217;ll just get bred naturally. &nbsp;It&#8217;s all just a big gamble and we&#8217;re rolling the dice. &nbsp;Again. &nbsp;I know. &nbsp;I&#8217;m retarded. &nbsp;I need some horseshoes and shamrocks for this deal. &nbsp;Have a good one and a better tomorrow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I know this deal may seem a bit wrong. &nbsp;But, it actually isn&#8217;t. &nbsp;Livestock observation is a must. &nbsp;Especially with bucks and then when you throw in an ET flush program, now you better pay attention. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;I have programmed two donors for this next [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1114"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1114"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1114\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1114"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1114"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1114"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}