{"id":1111,"date":"2015-09-18T03:45:37","date_gmt":"2015-09-18T03:45:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/?p=985"},"modified":"2015-09-18T03:45:37","modified_gmt":"2015-09-18T03:45:37","slug":"immature","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/immature\/","title":{"rendered":"Immature"},"content":{"rendered":"

     I had plans on writing a really nifty piece of knowledge.  But, then, I made the mistake of clicking on a website that had a video of some chick that tricked Alex Trebeck, as in the long-time Jeaporday host, into reading the words “Turd Ferguson”.  Between the watching and the laughing, I lost the knowledge.  Yes, I admit that I can be immature.  But, Duke and I like to watch the SNL greatest hits of Will Ferrell and that sketch that had Ferrell as Trebeck, a fake Sean Connery and  Norm Macdonald as Burt Reynolds\/Turd Ferguson always makes me life.  <\/p>\n

       If we can’t laugh, well, then we have a problem.  Make sure that you laugh more than you complalin.  If you don’t?  Well, that would mean that you are doing it wrong!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

     I had plans on writing a really nifty piece of knowledge.  But, then, I made the mistake of clicking on a website that had a video of some chick that tricked Alex Trebeck, as in the long-time Jeaporday host, into reading the words “Turd Ferguson”.  Between the watching […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1111"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1111"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1111\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}