{"id":1005,"date":"2015-03-10T01:44:43","date_gmt":"2015-03-10T01:44:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/?p=879"},"modified":"2015-03-10T01:44:43","modified_gmt":"2015-03-10T01:44:43","slug":"first-pitch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kellnlivestock.com\/site\/first-pitch\/","title":{"rendered":"First Pitch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; All righty now! &nbsp;We need to throw this thing out like a first pitch. &nbsp;It doesn&#8217;t matter if it is a strike, or one hopped to the plate or if it even gets to the plate. &nbsp;No matter what, the first pitch needs thrown. And I&#8217;m throwin&#8217; a heater right down the middle, belt high. &nbsp;And you can&#8217;t hit it because I am right! &nbsp;Here it is. &nbsp;This whole parrot mouth deal in goats (and sheep) needs to be thrown out. &nbsp;The over-bite is a thing to deal with in the purebred industry, NOT the market industry. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Exhibit A in Johnson&#8217;s online buck sale. &nbsp;&#8220;F4923 (This lamb has an overbite and will sell as is.)&#8221; &nbsp;At this point of writing, the bid is currently at $115,500. &nbsp;SIX FIGURES PLUS!! &nbsp;Who says goat people are retarded?<\/p>\n<p>Exhibit B is Irene, the world record selling doe kid. &nbsp;WAY parrot mouth. &nbsp;And all she has done is make Milligan money and a couple of bucks like Batman and Joker. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Exhibit C&#8211;It is a Capitalst society that we live in. &nbsp;Let the bidders determine the market and obviously an over-bite\/parrot mouth is NOT an issue in the real world. &nbsp;I am a HUGE believer in the purebreds setting standards and KEEPING those standards. &nbsp;But, for the rest of us that like to cash a check and hang a banner, forget about it. &nbsp;All I know is that I will not be struck out on grabbing a great one because the bottom jaw is not correct. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>DISCLAIMER&#8211;If you are a judge and an unfortunate reader of this stuff, trust me when I say that myself or those who show with us, will not\/ nor have not been upset if you beat a doe because she was parrot mouthed. &nbsp;We expected it going in to the show. &nbsp;But, going forward, if not an ABGA show, don&#8217;t look at mouths. &nbsp;Plus, the shows go faster when judges don&#8217;t look at mouths. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Whew!! What a sale? &nbsp;The &#8220;cheap&#8221; one cost over $14,000. &nbsp;As a buyer, you have to wonder what is wrong with this one. &nbsp;Is he only half as good as the others? &nbsp;Is there a $100,000 difference between this one and the parrot mouth sheep? &nbsp;WOW!!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;I did find humour in the fact that this high $ ram is sired by Dirty Banana. &nbsp;I remember a story about a guy, a banana Halloween costume, but it turned out to be a mustard bottle. &nbsp;Not a retarded banana. &nbsp;I apologize. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Speaking of first pitches. &nbsp;It&#8217;s kind of fun listening to these Okie doe showers trying to decide whether to shear their does or not for this new OYE wether dam show. &nbsp;Somebody has to hit a home run&#8211;nut up and slick &#8217;em. &nbsp;Unless, of course, you&#8217;ve got something to hide.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; And another first pitch. &nbsp;I watched an online &#8220;hair&#8221; sheep online sale tonight. &nbsp;These deals looked a bit different. &nbsp;And they sold well. &nbsp;I think I&#8217;ll just stand here and take a pitch. &nbsp;Ball one. &nbsp;The next one may get thrown right past me.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;Sometimes, and only sometimes, I read these things before I hit SUBMIT POST. &nbsp;I&#8217;m retarded. &nbsp;OH! OH! &nbsp;Speaking of hitting a home run. &nbsp;I hit one early this morning. &nbsp;I had a first time doe due last Thrusday. &nbsp;She hadn&#8217;t gone. &nbsp;Wasn&#8217;t looking like she going to drop just any day. &nbsp;I checked last night, then said &#8220;Not tonight.&#8221; &nbsp;Sure enough. &nbsp;Early AM, she dropped twins. &nbsp;We are all aware that if a doe can&#8217;t raise kids on her own then I won&#8217;t keep her. &nbsp;This momma gets to stay. &nbsp;Unassisted, cleaned and nursing. &nbsp;Of course, they were twin doe kids. &nbsp;But that is fine on this deal. &nbsp;These are Joe Dirt x RainMan\/K9 doe kids. &nbsp;They probably won&#8217;t be for sale. &nbsp;Of course, twin doe kids is kind of an inside-the-park-homer. &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; All righty now! &nbsp;We need to throw this thing out like a first pitch. &nbsp;It doesn&#8217;t matter if it is a strike, or one hopped to the plate or if it even gets to the plate. &nbsp;No matter what, the first pitch needs thrown. 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