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Thoughts from Kelln

      Duke is currently at home.  Good.  Maybe I can get some work out of him.  While here, he fired up a movie on netflix.  Not a new movie but dang sure a good one.  Dances With Wolves.  I came in near the start and couldn’t hardly walk
     It is banquet season.  Academic banquet, sports banquet, music banquet and of course, the FFA banquet.  Throw in an elementary awards assembly, a middle school awards assembly and a high school awards assembly.  People get sick of sitting through awards ceremonies.  Plus, graduation is looming next.      
       Some days you just don’t want to think.  You want to wake up, do chores, drink an Eskimo Joe’s glass of orange juice and then sit on the throne for a bit.  That’s how a day should start.  Just thinking.  And then you think, that may have
      I’m not worth 2 squirts of owl shit on any given holiday but I’m pissed at myself for typing some crap about some cheaters and a horse.  That was the crap on my mind as I logged in.  No excuses.  Just wrong.  Now as I process the
      I have been to Churchill Downs and bet on the ponies.  I have yet to attend the Kentucky Derby, but I would so much like to be at that event.  I try to watch this horse race every year.  And I did so this year.      
      Boys & Girls……l have new stories.  I mean real good stories.  GOAT stories.  The kind of shit that you cannot make up.  But, none of it is as cool as the stuff that I’m getting ready to type.  Those goat stories will have to wait.  Let’s go!!!!
       I get it.  I apologize for thinking that I could simply quit.  I can.  Some of you need this in order to have a proper morning bathroom session.  Some of you need this because you truly feel more intelligent than the author.  Some just like watching car
     and we near the end.  Of several things actually.  For starters, the end of the ag teacher post.  Very few people understand the diversity of this career.  During any given week, an ag teacher is a classroom teacher, FFA advisor, judging coach, speech writer/editor, plant expert, life coach,
     This one may get long.  If so, and you don’t like it…..go somewhere else on the endless internet and read something worthwhile.          Oh, you’re still here.  Well, let’s paint a happy little picture and have fun.  I headed to college at OSU to be an

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