How is it that anytime a goat is limping, it is always a good one?  How is it that the qui-nine bottle baby, sideways headed, no assed POS never gets sick, goes off feed or gets hurt?  

     How is that you can feed at 5 am and have one with the shits, but you can’t catch him, so you wait to doctor him that evening and he is just fine at 6 pm.  But you can have one that can’t afford to be sick and doctor it 3 times a day for 4 days and you can’t get that one to dry up and get well?

     How come the sale barn quality wethers never have scurs or horns that grow back?  BUT a good one will look like a derelict burnt the horns while eating crayons and licking windows.