First things first. Toltrazuril works BUT it needs to be at 1cc per 18 lb. I doctored some 50lb goats with 3ccs. That math works out.
One of the best vehicles ever made is the 2015 Chevrolet High Country 3/4 ton Duramax pickup. I have one of those. It is bad donkey! Rides as smooth as ice cream melts and yet it pulls like a team of mules on crack. If anybody needs a slightly used tailgate, let me know. I have one. Don’t ask questions. Yes, there is a story. Just not tonight. And on that note, if you happen to have a bed and a rear bumper for a 3/4 ton High Country, I might know a guy that is in the market. Or a bale bed. Not sure who to blame this deal on BUT it isn’t Duke’s fault. DAMN!!!
Our garden is exploding. Large amounts of squash, zucchini, cucumbers and okra. Taters are close and the corn isn’t far off. I burnt my nose hair when I walked into the kitchen today and Tammy was making pickles. WOW!! Those pickling spices are wicked stout!!
I’m pretty much a carnivore. MEATSSS……YESSSS!!! I also eat LOTS of taters, beans, corn and HUGE amounts of pickles. Greens……on occasion. And on those occasions, I might order a salad and then eat some cooked carrots on the side of the meal. Some judgmental bastards might question my eating habits. It’s simple. Kind of like a dog needs to eat some grass from time to time, as do I. However, if you see me dragging my ass across the lawn like a wormy dog…..just walk away. And look the other way.
Speaking of veggies and feeding the world…….Yes, I am growing squash, zucchini and various varieties of cucumbers in the garden. I plant, weed, water, grow and Tammy then collects the harvest. My question……How come we have hungry people in the world when all we need is 12 or so squash plants and a baker’s dozen zucchini plants and we can feed 4 counties for a couple of months? I get it that they take water. But damn, these things stay fresh on the counter top for WEEKS! And now, I have a blueberry/lemon/zucchini cake with lemon zest frosting sitting on my counter. It don’t smell right. People, I like me some blueberry and some lemon. And I dang sure like them together. The term lemon zest kind of excites me. I would gladly buy some blueberry/lemon flavored……..
Yet, I’m scared of this concoction. It smells like a bucket of ass.
This is why they have trouble trapping feral hogs. They use the same bait, only different. Back in the 70’s and 80’s, my mom would try to trap me into eating zucchini by making zucchini bread, zucchini casserole, fried zucchini, etc., etc.,….. I still don’t want to eat that stuff. I love fresh bread and lots of fried stuff. You can cover it with blueberries, lemons, lemon zest and have a smoking hot model and I am still OUT on that stuff!!!!
Hunh? I guess that I have been fortunate enough to never be that hungry. Yes, you would be correct. However, I am also sure that there have been some religious martyrs that were like “Well, since we have these zucchini and nothing else, I will just go on a hunger strike and pray A lot! And there were a large number of people that agreed.
I apologize to anybody that is truly hungry. I will gladly do my part to send fresh veggies and taters. I’m dang sure not against sending some fresh beef as well. If you know of somebody that needs help, I’m all in. Keep it all anonymous.
For real! I can help. If you are reading this and are in need or if you know somebody in need, PLEASE! Please hit me up. I/we can help.
And here is what is right with our world. Today, this blog started with a goat medication correction. Then changed to a vehicle damage deal and than we have enough food to help others. However, let’s get it to people that REALLY need help.
Seriously, if you are hungry or know somebody that is, call me. If you found this website, then you can reach me. And I can reach others. NW OK area code followed by 571 then 5029. If that doesn’t fit your method. Leave a note at the door of Holy Name Catholic Church in Shattuck, OK.
Diary of a mad man. You bet. Whatever works to help others.
