No more Olympics on the tube, so I am going through some withdrawls. But it got me to thinking about things that ought to be an Olympic event.
–Parallel parking a ’93 Chevy van
–Changing diapers (I wouldn’t be very good)
–Trailer backing (Tyke would be a non-qualifier)
–Finding the tv remote control
–Hitting the snooze button on the alarm clock–eyes must stay closed.
–Watermelon home run contest.
–Getting a does horns unhooked from the panel that she was destroying until she became immoblized.
–Flipping channels looking for a Law & Order episode at 4 am, USA, TNT then channel 9 for weather then default back to sportscenter, all with eyes closed.
–Putting a marking harness on a buck.
–Stacking round bales.
–Stacking small square bales.
–Fitting a 2 week old goat kid into the dehorning box.
–Snaring a show pig.
–Unsnaring a show pig when done clipping.