Night Vision

How is it, that a doe in heat can be standing at the buck pen gate, tail wagging, wanting in that gate….yet, once you open that gate, she can NOT see the opening and will NOT go through the gate?  Of course, it is dark outside as I am trying to maneuver these rips in with their lovers.  I think that I need to get some night vision goggles for these unpleasant beasts.

I re-heard an old Halloween joke the other day.  I remembered this joke from my childhood.

Little boy with a hairlip goes up to the door, rings the bell and waits.  A woman opens the door.  He says, “Twick or Tweat!”

The woman smiles and says let me look at you.  You’ve got a triangular shaped cap with a skull and crossbones on it.  You have a parrot on your shoulder, a sword at your side, a hook for a hand and a peg leg.  You are a pirate.

She looks around, notices that the boy is by himself.  She then asks, “Mr. Pirate, where are your buccaneers?”

The little boy replied, “Right here on each side of my bucking head!”


Have a good one.

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