“I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.” Robin Williams
“When I’m good, I’m very good. But when I’m bad, I’m better.” Mae West
“I have noticed that even people who claim everything is pre-determined and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road.” Stephen Hawking
“If A is a success in life, then A equals X plus Y plus Z; X is work, Y is play and Z is keeping your mouth shut.” some dude with the surname of Einstein.
“Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote.” Benjamin Franklin
“It’s in the hole!” Carl Spackler
“People say that I’m difficult and somtimes that’s a badge of honor.” Bill Murray
“If you can’t make it good, at least make it look good.” Bill Gates (and also a bunch of show animal jocks)
“Good people do not need laws to tell them how to act, while bad people will find a way around the laws.” Plato (probably also true of a lot of show jocks.)
“In the land of the skunks, he who has half a nose is king.” Chris Farley
“Good judgement comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement.” Will Rogers
“I just want to throw a watermelon from some place high.” TravASS Schovanec
“Fun is good.” Dr. Seuss
“It’s not dying that I’m talking about, it’s living.” Augustus McRae (that character is credited with many, many more quotes from maybe the best movie of all time)
“The harder you work, the luckier you get.” Maybe Thomas Jefferson, maybe Gary Player, maybe somebody that knew what they were talking about.
“Hit it like a champ!” Always