There are lots of things that I would like to do yet in life. I may not get to do these things, but I can dream.

1–Pet a Koala. That is a cool looking animal. Big fluffy ears. They are cool. Kela recently got to do this. I don’t think they would make a good pet, but I would like to pet one. Plus, I don’t have access to a lot of eucalyptus tree leaves to feed them.

2–I have always wanted to shoot a warthog. A mounted warthog on the wall wouldn’t be pretty, but it would be pretty neat.

3–Eat a penguin. How come you don’t see penguin on the menu anywhere. They look rather tasty. They may be fat, but then we would just need to smoke it or grill it to let the fat drip away. Shouldn’t be tough and stringy. They eat fish, so it should be clean. Not like a dang’d old catfish looking around eating whatever floats its way. Think about it the next time you see some nature program with these tasty looking birds shooting through the water. And what is always chasing a penguin? A seal. Why? Because seals know that these are tasty birds.

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